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a letter to wife


One person wrote a letter to his wife,

Dear Sweet Heart
I can't send my salary this month, so I am sending 100 kisses.
You are my sweetheart


His wife replied back after some days to her husband:

Dearest sweetheart
Thanks for your 100 kisses, I am sending the expenses details:
1. Milk man was agreed on 2 kisses
2. Teacher agreed on 7 kisses
3. Our house owner is coming every day and taking two or three kisses of mine
4. Vegetable and food shop keeper was not agreeing with kisses only, so I have given some other items to him ...........
5. Others 40 kisses
Please don't worry for me, I have balance 35 kisses and I hope I can complete this month.
Shall I plan same way for next months, Please advice?????????
Your Sweet Heart





according to fifa worldcup 2006, she pay kisses for attend in live match!

۵ نظر:

  1. nafahmidam !!
    khube . . .
    edame bede . . .

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  2. valla chi begam..tahajom farhnagy ke migan hamine dige,..
    in che vazeshe
    jamesh kon binam

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  3. zarbesh konam bishtar hal mide!
    TAGHSIM ham bad nist!

    hadesh be bi nahayat ham khube!
    HOPITAL ham mitunam bezanam!

    antegral ham javab mide!
    -----------------------------
    shuma bego ONJA che vaz'eshe!?

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  4. That's a good way of punish for that kind of men
    I believe she was clever and that’s the best answer for her husband. ;)

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  5. man az khuda mikham, ye hamchin khnaumayee, joloye bi khyalye hamchin mardayeee ro begire.
    onam na ba ghahro in harfa!
    ke ba harfo in harfa!

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